Pretty as a Picture: A poem
Pretty as a picture in your tight little dress Gonna impress Gonna make a mess Jumping them fences just to get around Making no sound Calling everybody to the edge…
storyteller.creator.cook.witch
Pretty as a picture in your tight little dress Gonna impress Gonna make a mess Jumping them fences just to get around Making no sound Calling everybody to the edge…
I’m my own best customer! I decided to buy 25 copies to leave in random places. Let the book bombing begin.
I have to say that the process of self-publishing has been fairly straight forward. I wonder if this is because:1. It’s fairly straightforward;2. It’s difficult but I have a good…
You know the old adage: When it rains it pours? Well I’m full of ideas at the moment; some absolutely shit, and others, well, we’ll see.Like: Rejig a manuscript I…
I had a revelation a few months ago: After years of writing and doubt, I wasn’t going to send a single solitary inquiry to a publisher or literary agent. I…
Synopses, Back cover blurbs, author profiles – these are all SO MUCH HARDER to write than a 90,000 novel. I wrote this back cover blurb for a finished by unpublished novel…
They grow tomatoes out this way, milk and slaughter cows. The first time I looked into a cow’s woeful glassy eyes, looking like they had tears welling up, I thought…
I did some screen printing a few years back and turned this: Into this. I loved Suzi Quattro when I was a kid. She was edgy, a real musician, she…